STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS

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This discussion topic has been automatically created of petition STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS.

Bltizwing

#176 Re: Logic, you don't have it.

2013-05-27 00:37

#170: Shockwave - Logic, you don't have it.

Vhy vank you schockvave for talking some sence into these people.

Lunarstreak Prime TFP OC

#177 HAH! I'm going to answer in character just cuz xD

2013-05-27 12:52

I'm quite surprised why my father just doesn't up and leave because of your stupidity. Just because my name is Lunarstreak doesn't mean my name means "Streak around the sidewalk naked in the moonlight". It means a moon racing across the night sky so fast it makes a streak of white.

OOC: Now that i'm done with that *clears my throat*

WHAT in the HELL are you thinking of this shit for!?! Are you some sort of a highly religious stick up your ass Mormon that doesn't leave your pew or something!?! I am OFFENDED to think that I even share the same planet with you! I read your first petition and I could NOT stop laughing but now this pisses me the fuck off! You need to watch some episodes of G1 and some other TF universes because Transformers isn't something you shield your child from on Adultswim!

Also this is what scares me; you scolded your child for saying the name "Thundercracker" when he came to you HAPPILY and EXCITEDLY to show you his new toy that he was very proud of when he got it. This isn't Sparta and he sure as hell isn't a Spartan child. If you actually looked up his Bio on TFwiki.net you'd know that his name and every other name on ANY TF show was made to reflect what each of them does! Take Inferno; he puts out fires. fire-inferno-flame-blaze. Blackout; power shuts off for some reason for a long period of time. Optimus Prime; he's "optimistic"- positive-happy. Thundercracker; sonic boom- the breaking of the sound barrier being so fast it sounds like a "boom" or a "crack". So Thundercracker ultimately means "sound boom"

Dear lord lady it's people like you that need to just die in a hole with other parents that are so god damn protective of their child. I can't wait until i see what they look like when you kick them out at 18.

Guest

#178

2013-05-27 14:21

I hope you know that if you decide to take them to court you will lose rather badly and if you make a 3rd petition about this people won't even remotely pay attention to you because you're obviously just trying to find something to complain about. I can't wait until your son discovers girls and porn

Guest

#179 Re:

2013-06-07 21:04

#174: -  THIS.

 

bowspearer

#180 Re: This is a joke, right?

2013-06-14 05:08

#44: down_shift - This is a joke, right?

The one exception there is "Spastic". That name was first used last year when Hasbro knew damn well about it being an ablist slur in many of their English speaking markets.

Other than that I honestly wonder how divorced from reality, the petition owner's reality truly is.


Guest

#181

2013-06-14 08:12

Why look at such minor things. Open your eyes to see what amazing things hasbro has come out with.
Magengar

#182 You're just Jealous...

2013-06-14 08:17

...because Today's toys are much COOLER than whatever "toys" you Might have had when you were a spoiled brat.
MURICA

#183 Re:

2013-06-14 08:46

#1: North -

Obvious Borderline-Syndrome

Phil

#184

2013-06-14 09:19

Maybe we should start an online petition to ban the bible, too. I mean, if kids read that they could start thinking that flooding the world, raining fire and brimstone down on cities, and having peopel sacrifice their own daughters is the cool thing to do.

I'd love to see a line of Transformers figures named after biblical characters, though. We could call one of the bad guys Herod... no, wait! That sounds too much like heroin and could lead to people doing drugs... damn, this is really complicated. ;)
DaveJ

#185

2013-06-14 12:02

This woman is guilty of child abuse in its most insidious form. I don't care what you want to believe, I really don't, but to force your kids to grow up stupid is criminal.
Username_Steve: The unfortunate KeyBoard warrior

#186 My sides have left orbit to join my brain bits, because this is just plain stupid.

2013-06-14 12:19

Okay, maybe if your talking about the Equestria Girls dolls, then that's a valid point. But that's, like, the only valid point you have. I'm not fluent in AmeriStupid to understand why kids should not have toys from Hasbro.

Maybe you should stop making petitions because since you didn't get toys in your childhood, doesn't mean everyone else has to suffer what you suffered. Don't like Hasbro? Don't buy their toys. You don't need to go around and tell people to not buy their products because you don't want them to.

Now, I have no idea who you are, or what you're thinking. Maybe this is just an elaborate troll. Maybe you're actually being legit about this. But look at what you're trying to do. You're trying to make a petition on the internet. If you think that it isn't prone to any form of resistance, then may your children have mercy.

It's a real damn shame America isn't affected by Natural Selection. Maybe it's because everyone believes in some form of religion, save the gays and the atheists.

Edit: If you're actually legit about this: Stop caring about the adult men that are into Transformers/Ponies/whatever Hasbro pumps out of their money-making machine. Just stop, they've made their decisions, whether bad or good.
Buruko

#187 Hilarious.

2013-06-14 12:22

Maximum Troll is maximum troll.
lump

#188 Re: Stupid mortals

2013-06-14 13:03

#6: Morgana - Stupid mortals

...just that stupid.

AcroRay

#189 You've got to be kidding.

2013-06-14 13:06

Even a child can make the association that "Thundercracker" is a combination of "Firecracker" (fun explosive sound toy, enjoyed for over a thousand years - get it?) and "Thunder" (big boom sound, in the skies, where jet planes go - get it?). Need I go on? If "Cracker" can be so easily taken as a racial slur, has the poll's author engaged Nabisco as well?

The word-associations offered in support of this poll's argument suggest deep seated psychological issues on the part of the poll's author (and an urgent need for extensive therapy for the author) much more than it suggests Hasbro curtail the creative influences at work in the naming of their robot characters.
AcroRay

#190 Comedy Gold!

2013-06-14 13:09

...Although this could all just be fodder for Tosh.O ...
DC

#192 LMAO

2013-06-14 14:10

#5: Ryuk -

Love it!

Transformers Emporium

#193 Easy Lunarstreak, she's clogging your exhaust ports.

2013-06-14 14:20

#177: Lunarstreak Prime TFP OC - HAH! I'm going to answer in character just cuz xD

I don't think anybody wants anyone to die.

But scolding your child for telling you about a Transformers does show that theres a new class of stupid.

Never scold your child for being excited about a toy. You are destroying what makes them a child.

And Transformers is the single most greatest animated show ever created in the history of mankind.

You really need to watch it. And so does your child.

Your looking and seeing things that are not there and you need to stop and ask yourself why your doing this.

If you ever need to talk, drop me a line from my website. www.TransformersEmporium.com


Guest

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2013-06-14 14:43

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#195

2013-06-14 14:46

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Megatronus the Fallen

#196 Be a fucking parent

2013-06-14 15:48

If you're so concerned about kids' media or what they learn from it, try (now this is a really radical idea, so try to keep up) Watching TV WITH your kids and talking to them about what they see! Communicate with them like an actual parent!
This absurd petition implies that you want the TV to raise your kids for you, so you want to dictate what goes on it so you can have peace of mind to abandon your little sprogs in front of the big shiny box while you go online and make stupid petitions in the name of protecting them.
Yes, TV, films, games and toys are all part of the formative years of childhood and will teach kids things they will carry into their adult lives, but guess what? SO ARE YOU!
TV is not meant to teach your kids, you are.
Also, you missed out Erector, Thrust, Lube, Clench and Discharge.

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#197 Re:

2013-06-14 15:55

#21: Derp -

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#198

2013-06-14 16:02

WOW! People will do just about anything for attention. The person who started this petition is clearly suffering from some social disorder and needs medical help. This is why America is the way it is. So many people people are afraid to say anything in fear of being sued or typecast or worse. Enough of this bullshit! Get off your high horse and get a clue! These names Hasbro uses are just that, names. If someone has the name Robin, does that mean he or she is a thief because it sounds like Robber? Don't be stupid!

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#199 OMG

2013-06-14 17:06

How can someone with the name Skylar, which means scholar, be so ignorant? Maybe because it's just a name and nothing more.....

And what racism do you have in your heart that you immediately think "cracker" is a racist slur vs something you that you eat?
Thunder Cracker Knocker Outer Jumper! Wheeeeeee! Splat

#200 Re: Really?

2013-06-14 17:53

#1: North -

I often hope, when I read such petitions, that the person writing them is English and having a really good laugh. You know what I mean. Using the beautiful English Language as a way to express themselves using irony and sarcasm. Then I realise that they aren't. And that they're not. And then I just do a facepalm. I get a very sore face. And palm. I'm going to have to stop reading petitions created by ever-so-slightly dumbed-down Americans.